Ye Wizard's Guide to Demon Brides: A Fantasy Harem Story

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Two demon girls, no waiting… for a painful death.

Black Jak, notorious sea-robber practitioner of the dark arts, has lost it all. You blow up one lousy island of were-panthers and turn one ship’s crew into zombies and before you can say ‘abra ked abra’ you’ve hit rock bottom.

Welcome to the crime-ridden, magical megalopolis of Minandor. Jak is on the run, out of friends and, worst of all, out of spells. But that’s what happens when your brand-new demon bride runs rip-riot over your life because you didn’t read the prenup. Jak has to take on the only work a wizard without a spellbook can hunting monsters and tearing out their hearts for magic power.

Trapped in the big city, trying find a missing relic stolen from a rival wizard, all while fighting off the uncomfortable advances of demon girls before he loses his chance to cure a magical malady. It’s a long way down from pirate captain to magical repo man.

But just when he’s close to getting his spells back he forgets the number one rule of hiding don’t wizz in another sorcerer’s oatmeal. The most feared wizard in all of Minandor, the Lord High Executioner, catches him dead to rights but instead of a nice clean public beheading, she gets him by the short hairs and puts him to work.

Now Jak is conning his way through the dark arts underworld with more than one demoness trying to ride him… literally. Between the gladiatrix, the elven brothel madame and the five-thousand year old warlord spirit who all want to get a hold of his wizard’s staff, those demon girls will have to get in line!

Load your pistol of ghost bullets, take a right turn at the orgy in the astral plane, and pray you don’t critical fail your CON save in your pants when a terrifying dark wizard puts the moves on you. It’s busty demon-babes, headless vampire vixens and seductive siren-girls all the way down!

CONTENT this story contains adult themes and imagines a world where today’s cultural norms and civilization wouldn’t cut it. The story may or may not include cursed magical marital aids, going out for a pack of cigarettes and not coming home, horny step-moms, desecrating dwarven burial grounds, roughing up brazen strumpets and/or haughty courtesans, ectoplasmic ghost orgasms and literally sticking it to your ex in the divorce settlement.

This story contains a harem and is an Adult Fantasy novel.